A Naked Girl With a Hairy Pussy is Horny, Hairy and Happy!

Nerdy academic egghead shit about pussy hair again but I thought I’d throw it out there. Apparently, there are four major types of pussy hair distribution with stupid names like “acuminate.” Bla, bla, bla, whatever. Go to Abby for cool hairy chicks instead. Anyway, disperse is a little insane, but I sometimes fancy the “treasure trail” from “saggital.” Nothing like a little connection between the hairy pussy and the bellybutton! Yesss!!! If want to be bored to tears, read the pussy hair article. If you want to be aroused, excited, titillated and thrilled, go to Abby Winters!

As part of my research on pussy grooming and about why we are currently threatened with the non-existence of hairy pussy, I found an interesting tidbit today. The Japanese, it seems, are and have always been hairy bush lovers! But you don’t find much of the in hentai, do you? Nope. Know why? Because pubic hair was traditionally not allowed to be shown according to Japanese obscenity laws. I wonder why? Maybe because it’s fucking hot as hell? According to the ye olde Wikipedia “In Japanese drawings pubic hair is often—such as in hentai —omitted, since for a long time the display of pubic hair was not legal. The interpretation of the law has since changed. Ironically, it is also in Japan where pubic hair is seen as something highly attractive.” You bet. In fact, in “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife” by the great Ukiyo-e Shunga (erotic woodblock printing) artist Hokusai, the wife is sporting a big beautiful bush. She’s also being molested by some crazy octopus demon creature and his younger brother but that’s another story.

Now I’m not one of those guys who is just obsessed by Asian women, yellow fever and what not. But I do get aroused by hairy pussy lover Roy Stuart’s model Yuka, cavorting here with bushy Frenchie Melinda A in this series called “Les Amis” for Met Art.

Supposedly this painting by Goya is famous for bush. “It was executed some time between 1797 and 1800, and is sometimes said to be the first clear depiction of female pubic hair in famous Western art. (Others had certainly hinted at it before, however; Lucas Cranach’s painting ‘The Nymph of the Spring’ from around 1539 seems to show pubic hair.)” Sorry, it’s a great painting but not enough bush for me.

The Cranach painting has even less bush so I’m not even going to bother posting it.